Nuts.

It's about that time again in Woodruff, Utah. The annual Testicle Festival kicks off tomorrow. I once suggested that the associated dance be called the "Nut Ball." No one thought that particularly funny. Gonad humor can be risky.

Instructions

This is a roadside sign used to alleviate the concerns of motorists as they come across plumes of smoke rising skyward due to scheduled brush burnings.

What would happen if you stuck this in front of the house of someone who had displeased you? What if that house just happened to be on fire?

:-)